User blog:Evilquoll/Forky Asks a Question

I'm intrigued by this upcoming series. What questions will be asked, and what (if any) answers will be given?

Some possibilities:

Q: What is the meaning of life?

A: 42.

Q: Why does anyone do anything?

A: I don't know, I was really drunk at the time.

(That last one is of course also the answer to "how many Pink Floyd fans does it take to change a lightbulb?".)