User blog comment:Pixarman77/Scare cards/@comment-14587207-20130805191123

Here is Bob Peterson"s.

"Since starting on the scare floor as a snarling prodigy, Peterson has mastered fourteen snarl languages."

And here is Augustus "Spike" Jones's

"A plethora of retractable posterior spikes earned Jones his nickname as well as some impressive scare numbers. "Spike" is a proud Fear Tech Alumini whose silhouette work is the most important element of his technique."