Boo, disguised as a monster, touching Mr. Waternoose.
- Mr. Waternoose: "Ah James. Is this one [Boo] yours?"
Sulley: "Actually, that's, my uh, cousin's sister's daughter, sir."
Mike: "Yeah, it's, uhh... "Bring an Obscure Relative to Work Day"."
Mr. Waternoose: "Hmmm, must have missed the memo." - —Sulley and Mike, explaining to Mr. Waternoose why Sulley brought his "relative" to work
Bring an Obscure Relative to Work Day is a fake day that Mike had made up in order for Mr. Waternoose to not find out that he and Sulley were hiding a human child in Monstropolis when they arrived at Monsters, Inc.